Inthevip Private In Dick

     "Ohhhh Godddddd....the in things you do with that tongue...aaaaaahhhhhhhh..."
     Thelma was waitressing, serving drinks to the five or six people sexy scattered at small tables throughout the club. I stayed just inside the entrance to the club until inthevip she returned to the bar and sat down in, then walked over to her and pulled out my in lighter to start the cigarette she'd just placed in her mouth.
     "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhitt......."
     "I know nothing of in the the theft of such an item vip from an Artie in Baker. However, I did recently come into possession of a rather special item, an ancient Sumerian change purse that in allegedly never empties, allowing in the possessor to in have a never-ending source of inthevip money. Perhaps Mr. Baker simply forgot that in, in order to possess inthevip such an artifact, one must not be careless with confidences."
     "Deals?"
     "Why, yes Mr. Pain inthevip. Deals with the the Devil."
     PART in TWO
     I mulled that over in my head. First, Artie was going to pay for 20 years. Then, the Devil was going to take his soul. Talk about your penalties for early termination.
     "So what's the deal with in this place? Why set yourself in up the as a second-rate hypno-magician-whatever in a dead inthevip-end saloon at the edge of nowhere?"
     Shaking my head in slowly in from side-to-side, I tried to puzzle out exactly when my sanity train had left its tracks inthevip. That's when I noticed that Thelma was on the floor inthevip near the door, licking the floor. At the spot where I pissed my pants.
     Lucifer walked over and sat on the couch beside me. "I had her lick sexy up in your piss because it bonded her to you in. Now, she'll always be at your beck in and in call, ready and willing in, for the rest of your natural life. And that's just my in special gift to in you. You the still haven inthevip't told me what you inthevip want...what I can in give you in."
     It would in be the last inthevip time that happened for quite a while.
     Oh, I'll give it to the Devil, he inthevip tried to give me an out, to realize what I was saying.